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Lust is a sin. Pornography is legal.
Using the name of God in vain is a sin. Oh my god.
Adultery is a sin. Desperate housewives and many other shows glorify it.
Also any sex outside of marriage is a sin.
Being drunk in any kind of way is a sin. Over 21 you can drink as much as you want ( as long as you don’t drive ) and weed is legal in Colorado and Washington.
Lying is a sin. As long as you’re not in a courtroom you can lie as much as you want.
All of these sins are sins that only effect the people involved. There is no reason to outlaw something that does not effect people that will not get involved in it
Being gay is a sin that only involves the gays. It does not effect the Christians that follow these biblical laws. Why shouldn’t they be allowed to marry?
There is no reason for it to remain illegal.
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Michael Richards: So, Duberstein - that’s a Jewish name, right?
Leon Black: Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews.
Michael Richards: And you were Bar Mitzvahed?
Leon Black: Oh yeah, three times! Last time was few months ago in Atlantic City.
Michael Richards: But I only thought you got Bar Mitzvahed once, you know, when you’re thirteen years old.
Leon Black: No, no, no-no; you misunderstood, it’s once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzvahs! So the Mitzvahs are kinda full. Capacity! At full Mitzvah capacity.
Michael Richards: So…telle me about the Groat’s Disease.
Leon Black (leans forward): Well, everything I ate tasted like peaches! And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn’t multiply. If I’m fucking six women three times a day, seven days a week, how many times per week was I fucking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was trippin’ out!
Michael Richards:…Whew, that’s some weird stuff, man…
- Curb Your Enthusiasm, 7x9, “The Table Read”
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Larry: They’re gone. We had a big fight. They’re not coming back
Leon: What??
Larry: Yeah. How do you like that?
Leon: Huh. That’s some shit right there, huh.
Larry: So, um, I guess this mean’s you’ll be….
Leon: Going upstairs to eat this fuckin’ Chinese food in my fuckin’ room!
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